i am an outcast. other fleas regard me with contempt and often refuse to even sense me with their antennae. recently, while relaxing in the hairline of one of my humans, i bumped into a swarthy looking flea who gave me the stink eye... on my own human no less. normally i would be a bit irate that he was poaching my victim, but as you know i have chosen to turn my back on my vampiric nature. somehow, this beady-eyed interloper could tell that i was no longer in the blood game. probably had something to do with the peanut butter and marshmallow that had dried in the spiny hairs on my belly. i am a pariah. i have shame.
becoming an omnivore has its ups and downs, like salmon vs beets. salmon is great while beets are evidently some kind of punishment food. for a flea the pursuit of blood is ingrained and natural. i do admit that i've had moments of weakness in the past, where i would be sitting on my humans lip while they slept, watching their slow, rhythmic breathing and knowing that, as a creature of the night, i held their fate in my dangerously powerful forelegs.
all that is behind me now, as i've found chocolate. simple as that. blood out, chocolate in. i know from observation that humans will do almost anything for it and often sneak it when others aren't looking. i assumed it must possess magical qualities. i was right.
please enjoy my human's recipe that i call simply the chocolate bath.
CHOCOLATE FRESH RASPBERRY PUDDING
~ 2/3 cup sugar
~ 2 Tbsp corn starch
~ 2 1/2 cup whole milk
~ 4 egg yolks
~ 2 tsp vanilla
~ 1 1/2 cup bittersweet chocolate chips
~ pint fresh raspberries
Combine everything except chocolate and raspberries in saucepan. Heat on med high stirring constantly until mixture coats the back of a spoon. Remove from heat and stir in chocolate until melted and gently fold in raspberries.
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~ 2 Tbsp corn starch
~ 2 1/2 cup whole milk
~ 4 egg yolks
~ 2 tsp vanilla
~ 1 1/2 cup bittersweet chocolate chips
~ pint fresh raspberries
Combine everything except chocolate and raspberries in saucepan. Heat on med high stirring constantly until mixture coats the back of a spoon. Remove from heat and stir in chocolate until melted and gently fold in raspberries.
*see link parties above to view where this and other recipes are shared weekly~